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INCREASE YOUR FEELING…

Wet Play returns to Kraak this July 11th where FULL CREW service will be resumed at 10pm prompt for optimum buzz. 1 x £5 note will get you in. No advanced tickets can be booked. None of this ‘early bird’ pap or ‘last few’ bullshit and NO lists. Land well before midnight to ensure bone dry eyes and a soaking body.

TIME TO TAKE BACK THE TUCK.

Yes gees it’s time to pierce yourselves an extra belt hole and tighten up for an all-out tuck-a-thon as we re-launch your favourite lifestyle bible. We’re gonna be coming at you with an array of fresh textures for summer ‘15 via a super special thing that we’ll be doing on the night. Not saying what it so you’ll just have to come and see it or you’ll miss out and be gutted. FRIENDS we got goons like Joey Essex* trying to rock tucks for fucks sake. For too long now we have been letting things slide… We need to reclaim this shit back and show them how it should be done for real.

COME IN FOR A HEALING…

A limited supply of Swayward’s patented SWISH will be available for early arrivers. STRICTLY 1 Cupful per player please! (last time we did this it all got drank in the first 5mins – John Loveless! I’m looking in your direction. RMx)

ON YOUR TOES…

Midnight will bring in birthday celebrations of everyone’s favourite inanimate object (TBA)… Prepare for the countdown and BYOS (Bring yer own streamers)

DIRECTIONS TO A PROPER PARTY:

Saturday 11th JULY 2015
KRAAK – 11 Stevenson Square. Manchester M1 1DB
10PM – LATE
£5 (Includes free limited edition of TUCK)
PHYSICAL CHALLENGE – details TBA

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This event is not powered by paid facebook adverts. If you have ever paid for a facebook advert then you’re not allowed in. If you put posters up around town for nights you don’t even go to and have been ripping down our posters along the way then you’re also not allowed in and you will be given the J. Essex treatment if you are seen by us anywhere near one of our posters from now till July 11th and from then on til the end of time. MANCHESTER POSTER MAFIA WE ARE WATCHING YOU!**

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(*J. Essex will be beaten up in the alley and tucked in properly upon arrival and will NOT be let in even if he’s got a fiver on him)

(**This applies A3 poster mafia only – not gonna fuck with the B-Zero crew no way)